Me: "No, I do not work in Cisco. I work at Company 'ABC'."
Mr. India: "O sorry! By the way, I am Mr. India. Where are you from?"
Me: "Oh, I am from Jhumari Talaiyya!"
Mr. India: "Great, I have a friend from that place too. So what work do you do?"
Me: "I just lay eggs."
Mr. India: "Fantastic, lets meet up some time. May I have your number please?"
Me: "Uh, it is XXX-XXX-XXXX."
Mr. India, calls and checks, if I get the ring.
Mr. India: "Ok, see you later."
Exactly two days later.
Ring Ring.
Mr. India: "Hey hi, Mr. Jhumari Talaiyya, this is Mr. India here."
Me: Hi.
Mr. India: "How are you doing?"
Me: "I am fine, how about you."
Mr. India: "Great, Thanks for asking. Hey listen, I have an e-commerce business. It's a partnership based business. You look very enterprising and I think it would be a good utilization of your spare time."
Me: "Is it related to Quixtar, Amway?"
Mr. India: "Uh, why did you ask?"
Me: "Get the heck out of here. Do not call me again, and I am not interested."
This is a very familiar conversation, many Indians could relate to. Walmart, Malls, Target, Ross, anywhere you go, you get constantly cornered by fellow Indians trying to talk you into their "e-commerce" business. Bay area and Silicon Valley is very badly infected by these menace. It is scary to talk to any other Indian whom you do not know. Either they will be interested to sign you up to this business, or they will think that you are looking for to sign them up.
It has made difficult to make new Indian friends in the Bay area as you are always doubtful of other person's intention. I am sure, many of my friends have their share of horror stories with these people.
Although, I have not been very succesful to avoid all of these attacks, I can give you some tips to avoid them. Do not stray around an Indian couple who are formally dressed in a location, where other people are casually dressed. Be especially away from Indian couple who appear to do shopping at these places, but have empty shopping carts. If somebody wants to talk to you out of blue, just do not give your phone number. And if you do, save them as "Do not pick" in your phone book.
I hope keeping these tips in mind will save you some harrassment from the e-commerce business people.
~Raag